I love music. I love Cape Town. I love summer.
Put it together and you get the Kirstenbosch summer concerts. This year I was lucky enough to attend two of these events. Compared to previous years, this number has decreased, but considering the price hike, it is amazing that I was able to see even two on a student budget. The first one was aKing (pronounced “a” and then “King” – apparently this is how they prefer pronunciation); the second was the Dirty Skirts (or “the Filthy Frocks” as a close friend of mine likes to call them). To keep this short and simple, here are five reasons why should have been at these concerts.
aKing:
1. Bellville Afrikaans accents. They were everywhere. Some were funny, some were sexy (yes there are people out there that find this attractive), and some were weird and hard to understand. Regardless of the type, these local accents created an atmosphere unlike any other, an ambience that you will not find anywhere else, except maybe at a Jack Parow concert.
2. The Male in a skinny jean pant. Everyone was wearing them. On males and females alike. The male skinny jean was worn to the ankle or to the knee, either way they were so tight that little was left to the imagination, and breathing took some effort. The pant included leather shoes worn without socks, I repeat, without socks; this was to ensure what one calls ‘skinny foot’, a unique foot odour.
3. Sweat. Nothing is manlier than sweat, especially a sweaty rock star. You know you are getting your money’s worth when the lead singer is sweating profusely, and visibly due to extreme performance.
4. Catchy Songs. When it comes to aKing, their songs are the greatest to sing along too. The poetic lyrics and melodic tunes seem to put aKing ahead of the pack. The Dance was a particular favourite amongst the audience, who seemed to know every last word, including Laudo’s emphasis and accents.
5. Interesting fan boards. Towards the end of their set, the band looked down to the small group standing in front of the stage. They looked at a girl with a giant sign, looked at each other, and chuckled. Needless to say this annoyed us seated audience people who could not read the aforementioned sign. At the end of their song he read out the board, it said; “Please will you play at our wedding”. Much to my surprise Laudo told them to meet them at the end of the show. Jolly good show boys.
The Dirty Skirts:
1. Frocks. With it being summer, there were girls in lovely summer dresses, and boys in summery v-neck shirts. Everyone bopping and swaying. It made me feel like I was in a musical.
2. High School Groupies. It is true. No sooner had the band walked onto stage the shouting began, “Jeremy, Jeremy, Marry me, ah he’s so hot…” It was quite something.
3. Baby wearing earmuffs. This was the cutest thing I have ever seen. “While mom and dad are jamming, I will wear my earmuffs and move my body to the bass.” People were leaving their lavish picnic sites to get closer and take photos of this adorable little child.
4. Groupie Families. Mom, Dad, brother, sister; all wearing Dirty Skirts t-shirts, all singing along. True story.
5. Mass rush. The beginning of the song is unmistakable. The lyrics; “Time check / up and at ‘em /Best jocks / Comb locks / Don suit that fits / like a knife”. Homewrecker resulted in a mass rush to the front of the stage, I felt like I was in a music video, actually I wish I had videoed it. People were rushing from all over to get the front and jump up and down like loons. It was fantastic.
If you were there, hope this brings back glorious memories. If you weren’t I hope you feel like a fool. :)